Rating: Okay Given that the first article I ever posted on this site predicted that Justice League Part One would be a disappointment, it goes without saying that I did not have high hopes for this film. During the production of Justice League, Zack Snyder dropped out of the director’s chair and was replaced by Joss Whedon, and while I enjoyed it more than I expected to, because of this directorial change the film has […]

Rating: Fantastic Detroit is a terrifying film which tells the story the Algiers Motel during the riots in 1960’s Detroit. More than a drama, Detroit’s story is told like a horror film, and its horror comes from its realism. Realism can often be a tricky goal for a movie to aim for, because story sometimes suffers for the sake of realistic outcomes. But here, realism imbues Detroit with horror and intensity. It isn’t a fairy […]

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Rating: Okay Dunkirk tells the story of an entire army trapped on the northern beaches of Europe, awaiting the Germans to attack and destroy them. It is stunning on a technical level. The gunshots are sharp and loud, the cinematography is grim and intense, and the in-camera action is phenomenal. The film tells its story in a unique way, which again, works well on a technical level. Unfortunately, once you peel back all of Dunkirk’s […]

Rating: Masterpiece The third Apes film is one of the most surprising blockbusters I have seen in years. The film is incredibly bold in its restraint: rather than bombard the audience with action and noise it chooses to present a darker, slower story. The motion capture effects and performances are terrific as always, but there is more to this film that makes it great. It isn’t phenomenal because it has several hours of action-packed pay-off […]

Rating: Strong Ever since I saw Spider-Man swing into battle in Captain America: Civil War, I have been awaiting his first outing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Spider-Man: Homecoming. Having now seen it, I was not disappointed. Unlike the past Spider-Man films, Homecoming places a young actor in high school and has him deal with teenage life, rather than casting a nearly thirty-year-old man supposedly on the verge of graduating. Marvel reportedly wanted Homecoming to […]

Rating: Strong Doctor Who’s tenth Season is one of the hardest things I have ever had to review. After I fell head-over-heels for Season 9, part of me thought that it would be impossible for showrunner Steven Moffat to top the work he had already done. And unfortunately, I was right. There was never an episode of Season 10 that I did not enjoy, nor was there ever a moment that made me want to […]

Rating: Fantastic Baby Driver is a kind of film that I wish I saw more often. It’s funny, but it never sacrifices drama; it’s action-packed, but it never sacrifices character. The action is eye-popping yet it still manages to feel grounded. It is the most fun I have had so far this summer, and it only cost $34 million to make. The film proves you don’t need hundreds of millions to dollars to make audiences’ […]

Rating: Bad It sucks. If you expected me to say anything different, then I am sorry to disappoint you. If you expected this film to be different from the other Transformers films, then I am sorry to disappoint you. It sucks, and although there is much more that can be said about this film, the most important thing that can be said (from a purely artistic perspective) is that is sucks. As you’ve probably heard, […]

Rating: Fantastic I approached Wonder Woman with a sense of distrust and fear. This was a film that could save the DCEU before the release of Justice League: Part One, an upcoming picture that I have little faith in. Wonder Woman has a credible director at the reins, an iconic character as the star, and a track record of poor DC films behind it. Given how many times the DCEU had disappointed me before, my […]